Joey's World

July 21, 2010: I Wonder.

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I wonder what is favorite food is?
I wonder if he prefers the cool weather to warm?
I wonder what he what he wears in bed?

I wonder how his kisses would feel against mine?
I wonder if he is a tender lover?
I wonder if he likes to cuddle?

All of this wonders go through my mind
Everyday I walk past the salon
I see him sitting behind his desk
He smiles as I walk by and a small wave

It started with a slight nod
Now I get a smile and wave
Everytime I see him, he makes me smile

But between us is a thick pane of glass
A glass door from where we exchanges greetings
But the biggest wonder that resides on my mind
I wonder if I will ever step in the salon
Finally meet him face to face.

July 18, 2010: Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday To.....

Kristen Bell (30) OMG I LOVE HER

James Brolin (70)

Vin Diesel (43) OMG HE IS SOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!

Chace Crawford (25) OMG ANOTHER HOTTIE!

Grant Bowler (42) AHHHHHHHHH SUCH A HOTTIE!!!!!!!!!

Such A HOTTIE Day For Birthdays, Anyways Happy Birthday To You All And May All Your Wishes Come True.

July 17, 2010: Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday To....

Donald Sutherland (75)

Diahann Carroll (75) Aka Mama Burke from Grey's Anatomy

David Hasselhoff (58)

Eric Winter (34)

Happy Birthday To You All, And May All Your Wishes Come True

July 15, 2010: Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday To...

-Forest Whitaker (49)

-Terry O'Quinn (58)

-Diane Kruger (34)

-Brian Austin Green (37) Cute and Hot at the Same time

-Scott Foley (38)

-Lana Parrilla (33)

Happy Birthday To All, And May All Your Wishes Come True.

July 14, 2010: One Moment

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I know lately that my Blog seems superfluous, with my daily birthday blogs and all fluff. I am also a deep and understanding guy.

One Moment

I walk down the street
With a sense of purpose in my direction
Nothing to hold me back
Only a drive to push me forward

I stop at a crossroad, waiting
Suddenly I see him across from me
He looks at me with pleasure in his eyes
Like I was fresh off the grill

His look cause a tremor of pleasure
Racing through my body like an current
I am stunned for a second
forgetting
what was on my mind

The road clears
He walk towards me like a preditor
I feel like a victim
Caught
But instead of fighting to be free
I long to be devoured

We are close to each other
I can almost touch him
He reaches for me

I look over his shoulder
Suddenly its clear
My purpose comes back to me
With it, it sets me free

I move away from the siren's touch
Too close to being burned
I walk past him
His scent still entices me to fall
But my purpose guides me through

On the other side, I breathe
Turning back would be a sin
I see the source of my drive

He is sitting at table
Eyes sparkling with admiration
I touch him
Kiss him

Sitting down, I look behind me
No sign of him
I look back to my love
Smiling

One moment, is all that it takes
To be with your love
Or fall
Consumed with LUST!

July 13, 2010: Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday To.....

-Harrison Ford (68)

-Patrick Stewart (70)

-Cheech Marin (64)

-Robert Forster (69)

-Robert Gant (42)OMG, I LOVE HIM IN QUEER AS FOLK. MMMMMMMMMMMM YUMMY!

Happy Birthday To All, And May All Your Wishes Come True

July 11, 2010: Happy Birthday

2010-07-11T18:24:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday To.....

-Sela Ward (54)

-Michael Rosenbaum (38) He Is SOOOOOOOOOOOO Cute

-Lisa Rinna (47)

-David Henrie (21) WHAT A CUTIE!!!!!!!

-Justin Chambers (40)I LOVE HIM ON GREY'S ANATOMY

-Mindy Sterling (57)

-Leisha Hailey (39)

Happy Birthday To All and May All Your Wishes Come True

July 10, 2010: Happy Birthday

2010-07-10T18:27:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday To...

-Chiwetel Ejiofor (36)

-Sofía Vergara (38)

-Adrian Grenier (34)

-Jessica Simpson (30)

-Alec Mapa (45) OMG I LOOOOOOOOVE HIM

-Thomas Ian Nicholas (30)

Happy Birthday To All, And May All Your Wishes Come True

July 4, 2010: Happy Fourth Of July

2010-07-04T18:56:00.001-07:00

God Bless America

Happy Independence Day

July 3, 2010: Happy Birthday

2010-07-03T23:19:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday To...

-Tom Cruise (48)

-Patrick Wilson (37) OMG I LOOOOOOOOVE HIM

-Shawnee Smith (40)

-Thomas Gibson (48)

-Kurtwood Smith (67)

-Connie Nielsen (45)

Happy Birthday To All

June 22, 2010: Lady Gaga's Music Video: Alejandro

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When I first watched this music video, I was turned on, shocked and also a bit confused. But the more times I have watched it, I have come to like it and started to learn the dance moves.

But I have been on messages boards and other blogs that review this music video, and many of them are calling this offensive and hated this music video because its confusing and don't make sense.

But I kinda understand it, and the only thing that I have a problem with is other then the swallowing of the rosary, is the that the tone and color is darker then what the song sounds like.

What I mean by this, the song title, names and the the type of music all seems to call out Mexican and exotic. The music video is more WWII, colder and more like military.

There are many beautiful shots and sequences such as;

-Lady Gaga holding the heart with pins in it and what looks like chains while walking in front of a coffin which I'm guessing is Alejandro

-Lady Gaga watching the boys from her window, wearing futuristic opera glasses and a Elizabethan futuristic crown.

-The Dance sequence of the shirtless men dancing while Lady Gaga is watching. one of the best ones looks like two guys dancing a tango. Hot Hot Hot

-The whole sexual/bedswaping scene. Hot even for lady gaga who sports a bowl haircut.

-Her white religious outfit robe and sleek hairstyle. Hot again.

-The black and white dance segment where she danced in a black pantsuit was awesome.

-The sequence where lady gaga gets tossed around by a whole bunch of men like almost like a gang rape, while the men in the background are groping each other and acting sexual. It was hot and nasty. (Though I don't condone rape, lets make that perfectly clear.)

Overall the music video was great, but if I did it my way. I would have have more exotic, bright with lots of eye candy. And I mean EYE CANDY, such as half-naked men cavorting around in tight speedos, groping each other in a homo-erotic manner. Of course, Lady Gaga will be in between the boys singing about how she doesn't love them anymore.

A friend of mine suggested that he thought that Alejandro should been done in Burlesque manner. When he said this, I could see the music video. It would be dark, and very exotic. It would be about how she is striping at a club called Alejandro, where Alejandro loves her too much to have her stripping for money. So he tries to stop her, but she wont stop because she loves it. Hot, sexy, and nasty I love it.

Till then I can create a mock drag music video of Alejandro, for now I will have to settle for Gaga's vision.

June 22, 2010: Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday To

- Meryl Streep (61)

- Mary Lynn Rajskub (39)

- Bruce Campbell (52)

- Donald Faison (36)

- Amy Brenneman (46)

- Kris Kristofferson (74)

Have A Great Day And May All Your Wishes Come True

June 20, 2010: Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday To

- Nicole Kidman (43)

- Martin Landau (82)

- Josh Lucas (39)

- John Goodman (58)

- John Mahoney (70)

- Danny Aillo (77)

- Christopher Mintz-Plasse aka Mclovin (21)

- Olympia Dukakis (79)

Happy Birthday To All And May All Your Birthday Wishes Come True

June 19, 2010: Julia's/Le Feux

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Last night was my best friends birthday and we went to Seattle to Julia's on capital hill. It was their 21st birthday and so the plan was to go out to eat and then go see a drag show cabaret Le Feux. The show was hosted by Shannel who was on RuPaul's Drag Race, but sadly she didn't win.

When my friends told me that Shannel was hosting. I couldn't believe my luck, I had almost seen her perform in Vegas. So I jumped at the chance told them how much it meant for me to see her live in person. So they said I could come and I was on cloud nine.

So last, we get to Julia's and we were dressed for a gay night. The birthday girls were lavished in rainbow beads, feather boas, and feathered tiaras. The funniest thing was that I was the only gay person in the birthday party, but everyone was in beads and glow-sticks bracelets. Well including me, plus I had a small feather tiara which made me look, well FABULOUS!!!.

We all had a wonderful time, drinking and laughing. Surprising the birthday girls weren't getting drunk right away, but I was. But then I was drinking an Electric Lemonade which is like a Long Island Ice Tea except more potent and blue. So I had some Calamari, Chicken Bacon Mac and Cheese, (fantastic). For desert I had a thick slice of chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream.

Hey, I know that's a lot of calories, but it was a big splurge.

Anyways, after many jokes about sex, penis, and everything dirty in between. Many exchanges of bites and sips of food and drinks shared between us, dinner was finished and we headed to the bar to wait to be seated for the drag show.

While at the bar, I hung out with my friends even had an interesting conversation with one cute looking girl. Hey I'm gay, but I still think some girls are cute. Anyways, we got to talking and she asked for my beads. I gave one to her and her friend. This is how she responded, no joke.

"Oh my god, I usually have to show my boobs to get beads. Once I even slept with a guy to get beads."

Now isn't that just messed up, but if the man was hot I could do the same thing.....no, I am too nice to do something that skanky.

So when we finally got our seats for Le Feux, I was so excited and chose to sit in the aisle seat so I could have a great view of the show.

The lights darken and the show begins and I am in my element.

The opening number was great but when Shannel comes out lip-syncing Mariah's 'We Belong Together' I was in heaven

OMG, She is soooooo hot, I couldn't help posting another picture of her.

Anyways, She brought up all the people who were celebrating something that night. My friends got up there, and Shannel made a couple of jokes and thought they reason they looked alike was because they were Lesbian's. It was classic.

After her she finishes talking to people who are celebrating, she introduces us to the wonderful world of Le Feux.

The show is your basic drag cabaret show with men dressed up as woman, dancing in heels with hot male backup dancers. This show had Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Madonna, Liza Minnelli, Beyonce, and a wonderful tribute to the ultra fabulous CHER!!!!!

The show was one gay extravaganza and I was loving every minute and with my seat, I got to see all the drag queens strut their stuff and had half-naked boys dancing near me. My friends told me that they enjoyed watching my eyes get all wide when every there was a hot guy standing next to me. I am so glad that I came with them and we all shared something so beautiful and special.

After the show, one of the birthday girls, gave me some cash to go get my picture with the stars of Le Feux. I don't have the picture right now, or I would have posted it, but on it I have the biggest smile on my face.

It was like Christmas all over for me, and for once I am glad I had special people to share it with.

I hope to take my friends and introduce them to the fabulous world of Le Feux on my birthday.

June 19, 2010: Margaret Cho

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Last night I went and saw La Fuxe, a gay caberat show and the host Shannel did several bits from Margaret Cho which were funny. So I searched youtube and found several of the bits. I loved the comedy and now I am planing to watch Notorious C.H.O because I never really heard of Margaret Cho before last night.

So here is two funny bits, rated Mature.

June 19, 2010: Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday To

- Zoe Saldana (32)

- Gena Rowlands (80)

- Kathleen Turner (56)

- Hugh Dancy (35)

- Paula Abdul (48)

May You Have A Wonderful Birthday and All Your Birthday Wishes Come True.

June 17, 2010: 2010 Tony Awards Review (Part 1)

2010-06-17T18:33:00.000-07:00

Well the 64th Annual Tony Awards was on this previous Sunday. Since I had to work that night, I was sad to have missed the show. But thanks to Youtube, I have been able to watch the show. Now I haven't watched the entire thing so far, so this is Part 1 of my review.

So to kick things off, a great big kudos goes to Sean Hayes to start off the show playing a medley of famous piano pieces. The man is so talented and then he kicks off the Broadway Musical Medley of the shows that are nominated and are running on Broadway. Amazing!

I loved this part the most because it gives you a sample of some of the productions and the songs. The best of the musical medley was Promise, Promise; Eternal Rapture; Come Fly With Me; La Cage Aux Folles; and Green Day's American Idiot.

Then there was a surprise mini concert of Green Day that was fun and entertaining, but I wanted to get to the opening monologue.

Sean Hayes opening monologue was so funny, but the best part of it was the surprise long graphic kiss between Kristen Chenowith and Sean Hayes. It almost was like the same kiss he did on Will & Grace with Karen Walker (Megan Mullally). It was so funny and yet so painful because Sean Hayes is gay.

Kudos to Scarlett Johansson for winning for Best Featured Actress In A Play. She gave a great acceptance speech which ran over two minutes. I was so happy to see her win.

TBC.....

June 17, 2010: Happy Birthday

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Happy birthday to

-Thomas Haden Church (50)

-Greg Kinnear (47)

-Jason Patric (44)

May you guys have a wonderful day and all your birthday wishes come true.

July 31, 2009: Monty Python And The Meaning Of Life

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This is one of the most funniest song I've ever heard. After hearing it, masterbtion just has a whole new and different look on it. Enjoy

Rated MA

July 23, 2009: Angels In America Clips

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One of my favorite gay plays is called Angels In America. The play was then adapted for an HBO mini series starring Emma Thompson, Al Pacino, Meryl Streep, Patrick Wilson, and Mary Louise Parker.

The film is about the early times of the AIDS breakout and how it affects a group of people. The acting is wonderful and the dialogue is outstanding. This play is one of the reasons why I want to do stage work. When you the play, or watch the film; the lines are so richly written and spoken that it's like pure emotional poetry. The three clips I want to show you are some of the very best scenes of the film and has the best dialogue.

"Warning, the following clips do have some language and mature subject matter."

July 23, 2009: Cleaning Ads

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I don't know about you, but I sometimes hate cleaning the house all by myself. Wouldn't it be nice to have someone pop in and do some good hard cleaning while you can relax. Well I came across a couple of Xtra Pine ads that I wanted to share with you. I hope you will enjoy and if you can't handle the subject matter, then don't comment.

Rated MA

Saturday July 18, 2009: Kitsap Pride

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Today is Kitsap Pride Day in Bremerton, while I'm at work I still wanted to celebrate the day.

Happy Pride

May 27, 2009: The Big Gay Sketch Show Clip

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I came across this clip online and i had to watch it. I love the Big Gay Sketch Show on Logo and can't wait till this next season. So here is a clip from the third season premiere Let me warn you, it is rated mature

More Gay & Lesbian Video At LogoOnline.com

May 22, 2009: Okcupid.com Test

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WOW I Was Shocked At The Results

Your result for The What type of MAN turns you on Test...

Tough guy

You scored 60% masculine, 76% athletic, 18% exotic, and 38% refined!

You love men, you love testosterone and you know it. You like a bad-ass man who knows what he wants. He isn't what you might bring home to mom but I don't think it really matters - he's hot! Someone like.....Vin Diesel. But let's face it, the whole point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys. If you liked what you saw, please rate my test!

Take The What type of MAN turns you on Test at HelloQuizzy

April 13, 2009: Burrrrrrrrrrrr

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Looking outside, it has been off and on raining and it is making me cold and a little depressed. I can't wait to get home and warm myself up with some hot food and something sweet.

March 25, 2009: Hot Pics For a Grey Day

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It's my third day of Spring Break and i am sick of the Grey skies and pouring rain. SO I decided to look for some hotties to make me feel all warm and tingly.

March 25, 2009: Celeberty’s Birthdays

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Happy Birthday to...

Carrie Bradshaw AKA Sarah Jessica Parker (44)

Bree Van De Camp AKA Marcia Cross (47)

Mary Alice AKA Brenda Strong (49)

Ned The Pie Man AKA Lee Pace (30)

Sean Faris (27)

May All Your Wishes Come True.

March 23, 2009: First Day Of Spring Break

2009-03-23T18:08:00.000-07:00

Today is my first day of Spring Break and offically it sucks. It's cold and raining and such a blah day. It's spring break and I should be out partying in some tropical place.

March 9, 2009: Drink

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This last week, I had some friends over and we had some drinks and we opened a bottle of Martini & Rossi Asti which is a sparkling wine and I had never had it before. After the first sip I was hooked and ended up drinking half the bottle. So I wanted to say that if you want to drink some wine that is sweet and not dry. Try Asti by Martini and Rossi. I have posted a picture of the bottle, go drink and be merry and be responsible when you are drinking.

March 4, 2009: Shrek The Musical

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I saw this musical when it came to the The 5th Avenue Theater and I really liked it. But this song is my favorite and it has my favorite star Sutton Foster. I hope you guys like the song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp8tONz9xnU

January 17, 2009

2009-01-17T14:41:00.000-08:00

I thought I would stop by and say hi. I have been getting followers for my blog and I want to thanks them for visting my blog. I know I haven't posted in awhile, but I have been so busy with school, work, and working out. But I will post some more pics of hotties and some movie reviews and well as other things. But I just wanted to say thanks to those who read this blog.

December 15, 2008

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I know it's been awhile since I have posted an entry, but I am back. Where I live in Washington, it has just been cold and we had some snow several days ago. So why I am rubbing my hands together to keep them warm, why don't we keep our eyes on something that will raise our body temperatures among other things. Hope you enjoy this visual feast of hot men.

It's Gerard Butler Birthday

2008-11-13T23:45:00.000-08:00

I thought that since today was Gerard Butler's birthday, I thought i would celebrate with cute pictures I found of him.

Sexxxy Video

2008-11-07T00:09:00.000-08:00

I was surfing the web and came across this sexy hot video. Hope you like it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAlhTCWzejw

October 25, 2008: Bed Here I Come

2008-10-25T02:15:00.000-07:00

I just thought before going to bed, that I should show some models that I found that look hot in bed.

October 25, 2008: High School Musical 3 Senior Year

2008-10-25T01:03:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, I went to see High School Musical 3 on the day it came out because I have been waiting for this, since I heard they were making a third film. Many of my friends and family members didn't like the films or thought they were a waste of time. But to me, High School Musical was a musical that had great music, great characters that you can like, and good plotline.

So when the film started with a big musical number, I was tapping my foot to the beat and was totally in my element. The movie was all about graduation and the fear of going out the big world and and moving away from your friends and loved ones. So the group decided to get together and put on a musical about their final year. Of course, what would there with with out some drama, and heartbreaks and the realization of who you are and what do you want out of life.

The music was very upbeat, even for the slower ones, it was much better then the second one which I felt the director heavily used the electronic synthesizer. Also there was nice breaks between the songs to help the story develop. Another thing that I enjoyed was more of the supporting cast was able to sing little solos and parts along with the main cast.

But when the film ended with the main cast graduating, you could tell that it was end of a series, that left some room for the new cast and another film if they wanted to do another. Also the ending was well down and very emotional and realistic to watch these kids move on to better things and not just in the movie, but in reality too.

I strongly recommend this film to those who like musicals and who liked the series. I defiantly suggest watching the first two, if you never watched it before. But overall it's a wonderful film about life and growing up and pursuing your dreams. Good fun for everyone and by the time you leave the theater, you will have a smile and maybe some tears on your face and humming your favorite song from the film.

October 22, 2008: Max Payne Review

2008-10-22T18:53:00.000-07:00

Today because my class was canceled, I decided to take in a movie. When I heard that Max Payne was number one at the box office, i decided to go see it.

Now I have the video games at home and when I saw the first trailer of the film, I was excited. My excitement was short lived when I found out that the film was rated PG-13. Now I can understand, that the film was meant to bring in the younger audience, but I thought it was stupid ploy to make a quick buck. Max Payne was rated mature for violence, scary images, language, and drug and sexual content. This was a man's game and they were making a mockery of the whole thing. But as I sat in the darkened theater, expecting to be disappointed. I was greeted with a film that wasn't too bad.

The film main star Mark Wahlberg did a good job portraying Max Payne, but felt like he could be darker and more of a rouge cop. Mila Kunis did such a good job as Mona Sax, and I can't wait to see her character develop more, if there is a sequel. (Don't Leave The Theater Until After The Credits)

The only problem I had with the film, was the storyline. The trailer's hinted at the supernatural and I felt like that could have been more developed and explained for. But the action scenes were good, and there was a bit of that comic book fighting scene. You know where someone punches the hero, and there is a flash of color and sometimes a Bam! or Slam! Also from the trailer, it was hinted that film could be shot in the film noir sense, like a old detective type like that game. But it was more modern and there wasn't enough of narration from Max Payne like in the game.

So in the end, it was a nice movie to watch if you want to see some good action scenes and good mystery. But overall, it falls slightly short towards the end and the ending seemed too rushed. But still makes a good attempted for being based off a video game. If they make a sequel, make it a hardcore R film, or make it like The Dark Knight, a dark hardcore PG-13.

October 21, 2008

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I came across this picture on myspace and thought i should post it a blog because this is one major hottie.

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Let me know what you think.

October 21, 2008

2008-10-21T09:32:00.000-07:00

Well what can I say, I am speechless and so surprised to be awarded my very own blog. I want to thank all the people who believe in me and all those who thought I would fail, I am still standing...

Whoa, got a little carried away for a moment. I am like that, I write and write; sometimes I get a little too mellow dramatic. But if you knew me in real life, you would know that I love drama. I am just a simple guy who is going through college and trying to find myself and who I am in the midst of this crazy Topsy Tervy world. But this is what I know right now.

My name is Joe and I am gay, it's not as easy as it sounds. Try being gay when you are overshadowed by a couple of over-achiever sisters and a religious family. I mostly have to stay in the closet for right now, in fear of my secret being reveled and the harmful consequences that will occur. But once I transfer to a university and start on my own, my truth will come out and I will be free at last. But till then, the internet and my closest friends are the only ones who will know the truth.

I hope that didn't sound so depressing and dramatic, because I am not sad or depressing kind of guy. Unless I watch a sad movie or hear some depressing news on TV. But those who know me and have met me know that I am a positive person and have such a great smile to greet people with. It's hard to stay positive in a world that contently showing the bad and negative stuff that's going on. But I know not everything can be solved with a smile and a song, though sometimes I wish my life was like a musical. I mean, wouldn't be cool if you were having a great day and suddenly you just burst into song and people around would start dancing in glee because they share your same feelings for life. I would love that, and speaking of musicals. I just saw one on Sunday and it was one of the best musicals I have seen. It's called Spring Awakening and it was awesome, so raw and edgy. Full of emotion and drama, jaw dropping performances, and great music. I would recommend it to anyone that is 17 and older, because it's very mature and there is a lot of adult content in it. But it has a great message and deals with problems in today's society. I can't say more because I don't want to ruin it, but if it's back in town again, I am taking my friends to see it.

Well I have to head out and finish studying for my Sociology quiz, so have a great day people and let me know what you want to see and hear, because I want this blog to be fun and exciting.